Chad Talks About All Things Halloween

1. How do you feel about couples costumes?

I’m very in the middle of the road on this one. If it’s funny and original, I’m all for it! But sometimes it can get blah. Especially if they guy doesn’t look into it. That’s the deal breaker really. If he looks miserable, it’s not gonna work.

2. Do you actually like carving pumpkins with your girlfriend?

No because I do all the work. I have to carry the pumpkins, I have to cut them open, and I have to scoop them out cause it’s icky, EW! And then it comes to carving the faces and neither of us can do it well, and it never turns out the way she pictured it in her head, and somehow it’s my fault?! I might be speaking on past experiences, but I just am not a fan, no sir.

3. What is your favorite Halloween date: haunted house, Halloween party, or scary movie? And why?

All three, and here is why:

1. We go to a haunted house, she gets scared, and we cuddle.

2. We go to party and everyone says we’re super cute in our WITTY matching costumes, and we cuddle.

3. We watch a scary move and guess what? We cuddle. I love spooky season!

4. How do you feel about slutty costumes?

There’s no such thing. Girls, you flaunt what you want or don’t want as long as you’re in a spooky mood. You’re not harming anyone so whoever is upset about that is just bored and needs someone to pick on. I say Make Halloween Sexy Again!