Coffee Dates and Chad: Everything You Need to Know

1. Is a coffee house acceptable for a first date?

I mean I guess if she suggests it. But it’s not ideal. If I were a lady, I wouldn’t suggest it unless you know the guy likes coffee like that. Otherwise he’s not going to know what to order and will probably feel like out of place. I feel like it’s where you take a guy you want to friendzone.

2. Do you judge girls that always have Starbucks?

Honestly I don’t even notice. I would definitely judge a dude if I saw him drinking one. I judge girls who post pictures of their Starbucks. No one cares, Becky. Get your caffeine fix and keep it to yourself.

3. Make up the most basic Starbucks drink.

I’ve never been to Starbucks. Um…what are the sizes like gigantic double shot of espresso or whatever, extra whipped cream, extra sparkle with a pinch of men’s tears? Is that good? Is that what girls order?

4. What is your go-to coffee drink?

I only drink it when I have to stay up late studying or pull an all-nighter. But when I do drink it, I drink it like a man. Black with no extra crap.